What are some cute and funny girly quotes?
Published by admin on November 29, 2010
I love to look around for cute and funny quotes about love and boys and stuff. They can be positive or negative, but I usually just find quotes that I don’t understand or are meant for adults. Anyone have any younger funnier quotes?
FUNNY QUOTES –
“Lady Nancy Astor: Winston, if you were my husband, I’d poison your tea.
Churchill: Nancy, if I were your husband, I’d drink it.” – Winston Churchill
“I’ll try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure.” – Mae West
“I do not know how the third world war will be fought, but I can tell you what they will use in the fourth… rocks."” – Albert Einstein
“Since the mathematicians have invaded the theory of relativity, I do not understand it myself anymore.” – Albert Einstein
“I want to start by saying something nice about President Bush. Of all the presidents we’ve had with the last name of Bush, his economic plan ranks in the top two.” – Senator John Kerry
“The past is an old armchair in the attic, the present an ominous ticking sound, and the future is anybody’s guess” – James Thurber
“At this moment I do not have a personal relationship with a computer.” – Janet Reno
“The optimist thinks this is the best of all possible worlds. The pessimist fears it is true.” – J. Robert Oppenheimer
“Mrs. Lindsay – "You certainly look cool." – Yogi Berra – "Thanks, you don’t look so hot yourself."” – Yogi Berra
QUOTES ABOUT BOYS –
“[But as] I Slept With Someone In Fall Out Boy And All I Got Was This Stupid T-Shirt … they wake up with Pete Wentz from Illinois.” – Pete Wentz
“I think all the boys that write the screaming stuff would write the best love songs…. because they have the most to hide. The guys that are in the most pain are usually the ones with the biggest hearts.” – Tori Amos
“The boy gathers materials for a temple, and then when he is thirty, concludes to build a woodshed.” – Henry David Thoreau
“Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.” – P. J. O’Rourke
“Whenever it is possible, a boy should choose some occupation which he should do even if he did not need the money.” – William Lyon Phelps
“There is nothing so aggravating as a fresh boy who is too old to ignore and too young to kick” – Kin Hubbard
“Boys are found everywhere on top of, underneath, inside of, climbing on, swinging from, running around or jumping to. Mothers love them, little girls hate them, older sisters and brothers tolerate them, adults ignore them and Heaven protects them.” – Alan Beck
“We know less about the sexual life of little girls than of boys. But we need not feel ashamed of this distinction; after all, the sexual life of adult women is a ”dark continent” for psychology.” – Sigmund Freud
“Someone says, "Boys will be boys"; he forgot to add, "Boys will be men” – Napoleon Bonaparte
LOVE QUOTES –
“Even in the common affairs of life, in love, friendship, and marriage, how little security have we when we trust our happiness in the hands of others!” – William Hazlitt
“It is wrong to think that love comes from long companionship and persevering courtship. Love is the offspring of spiritual affinity and unless that affinity is created in a moment, it will not be created for years or even generations.” – Khalil Gibran
“A fish may love a bird, but where would they live?” – Drew Barrymore
“Love is not a victory march, its a cold and its a broken hallelujah” – Rufus Wainwright
“Love grows by giving. The love we give away is the only love we keep. The only way to retain love is to give it away.” – Elbert Hubbard
“The success of love is in the loving – it is not in the result of loving. Of course it is natural in love to want the best for the other person, but whether it turns out that way or not does not determine the value of what we have done.” – Mother Teresa of Calcutta
“Friendship, like love, is destroyed by long absence, though it may be increased by short intermissions” – Samuel Johnson
“All is fair in love and war.” – Proverb
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